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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I helped ariadne25 hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for coffeebeanqueen (-10 points). In May I turned keydo in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-185 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, brightnovafaeri

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